SimWardrobe sits at his computer checking out the Star Wars Galaxies home page.
SimWardrobe: "Hmmm... I could be a force sensitive chef. I could use the force to separate egg whites. Cool."
With visions of Star Wars Galaxies fresh in his mind, SimWardrobe settles into bed.
SimWardrobe: "zzz... use the force... zzz"
*dream sequence music plays*
SimWardrobe: "Hey, I'm a Jedi Knight! And I have my own X-Wing! Cool!"
SimWardrobe: "Hmmm... there is just one thing missing..."
SimWardrobe: "heh heh... cool."
Kiri: "What am I doing here? Hey! What the hell am I wearing?!?!"
SimWardrobe: "The gold bikini from Return of the Jedi."
Kiri: "Oh my God! You are such a pervert!"
SimWardrobe: "Now you can be my slave girl."
Kiri: "I would rather kiss a wookie!"
SimWardrobe: "Whoa, a wookie!"
Wookie: "NAAAAARN!"
Kiri: "Damn."
Kiri: "Hey! No! BAD WOOKIE!!!"
SimWardrobe: "Well you said..."
Kiri: "Alright, fine, I'll be your slave girl."
SimWardrobe: "Woo Hoo!!!"
The sullen wookie wonders off still looking for love.
SimWardrobe: "I have some shackles back at my place. I bought them from a Jawa."
Kiri: "Oh, God..."
Deep Voice: "You will surrender the woman to me."
SimWardrobe: "Who said that?"
SimWardrobe: "Ack! Darth Vader!"
Kiri: "I don't do threesomes."
Darth Vader: "This woman is wanted by the Empire for aiding the Rebellion."
SimWardrobe: "Well, if you have a valid imperial warrant..."
Kiri: "What?!?! Don't let him take me you idiot!"
SimWardrobe: "Um... ok... I won't let you have her."
Darth Vader: "I will take her by force in necessary."
SimWardrobe: "You and what army?"
SimWardrobe: "Um... uh... I just remembered that I left my light sabre in my other pants."
Kiri: "Come back here you wuss!"
Darth Vader: "After Him!"
SimWardrobe: "I will just hide in this thing."
The orgasmatron hums and whirs.
SimWardrobe: "mmmmm... oh yeah... OH YEAH!!!"
SimWardrobe: "Darn, you found me."
Kiri: "You were moaning loud enough to wake the dead!"
SimWardrobe: "Doh!"
Kiri: "Hey Darth... let's see this supposed imperial warrant you have for me."
Darth Vader: "Uh... I don't actually have a warrant."
SimWardrobe: "Then what do you want with her?"
Darth Vader: "I just wanted to keep you two apart. You are too good for her."
Kiri: "What?!?! If you weren't wearing body armour I'd kick you right in the nads!"
SimWardrobe: "Uh... Darth... why do you care?"
Darth Vader: "Because SimWardrobe... I am your father."
SimWardrobe: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
SimWardrobe wakes up in a cold sweat.
SimWardrobe: "What a terrible dream! Though Kiri did look pretty good in that gold bikini from Return of the Jedi. Maybe I should see if I can buy one online..."
Meanwhile back in dreamland...
Ricky: "Heh heh, that was fun!"
Brian: "This costume smells. Next time YOU be the wookie!"