SimWardrobe teaches Kiri to drive 

I promised Kiri that if she comes to the US, I will teach her how to drive. This is pretty much what I envision happening...
SimWardrobe: "Get on the right side of the road."

Kiri: "I am on the right side."

SimWardrobe: "You are on the left side!"

Kiri: "The left side is the right side!"
SimWardrobe: "LOOK OUT!!!"

Kiri: "AAAAIIIIEEEE!!!"

Kiri cranks the wheel to the right to avoid the oncoming car...

*** CRASH ***
Kiri: "Ack!"

SimWardrobe: "Sorry, dude."

Ricky: "CAN'T A MAN GET A LITTLE PRIVACY!"