|Kiri invites SimWardrobe over to view some nifty new porn.|
|SimWardrobe: "So, where are you keeping the porn?"
Kiri: "It's back there in the... storeroom. The light is burnt out in there."
SimWardrobe wanders into the darkened room. He hears the sound of a metal door slamming closed as the lights come on.
|SimWardrobe: "Hey, there isn't any porn in here!"
Kiri: "BWA HA HA HA!"
SimWardrobe: "What's gotten into you?"
Kiri: You've made me look like a fool in your stories and now I am going to get my revenge!"
SimWardrobe: "Um... no I haven't"
Kiri: "You made me dress in that skimpy slave girl outfit."
SimWardrobe: "You looked good in that."
Kiri: "You made me crash into Ricky's bedroom."
SimWardrobe: "It's not my fault you can't drive."
Kiri: "You fed me to a T-Rex!"
SimWardrobe: "Heh heh, that was pretty funny."
Kiri: "I'll deal with you later. It's time for my favorite show, Crazy Man with a Hammer."
Kiri watches Crazy Man with a Hammer...
|Kiri: "Tee hee, he's got a hammer."
SimWardrobe looks around his cell trying to find a way to escape.
|SimWardrobe: "Hmm... that toilet gives me an idea. It's a good thing I carry T-Mog in my pocket."
Kiri finishes watching Crazy Man with a Hammer.
|Kiri: "Hey! What are you doing?!?!"
SimWardrobe: "Hacking the toilet."
Kiri: "Stop! Don't do that!"
|SimWardrobe: "Too late! I converted the toilet into the Power Commode 5000.
SimWardrobe hops onto the Power Commode 5000 and smashes through the cell door.
|Kiri: "Hey! Come back here!"
SimWardrobe: "See ya!"
Kiri hops into her silver Audi and gives chase.
|SimWardrobe: "Darn, she is gaining on me. Time to activate the Mega Flush!"|
|SimWardrobe: "Take that!"
Kiri's car spins out of control.
|Kiri: "Ack! My eyes!"
Ricky: "Dammit Kiri, stop crashing into my house!